Here we go again people… a wrap up of yesterday’s VH1 reality shows… I got to watch them earlier in the day, so forgive me for not joining in on Twitter last night with the colorful commentary that ensues while the shows are on… Let’s go!

I’m not gonna go that hard on Chilli this week cause I really felt bad (just a little) for her that Floyd stood her ass up for dinner… but it serves her right! That long ass list of wants (not needs mind you) is what’s keeping you single girl and you really need to start un-checking some of that shit on the list to even start dating… I mean hell just go with the damn flow… It ain’t that hard…

Brandy & Ray J… did ya’ll not get the memo and hear your mom say she wanted you both to start handling the business so she can start to do other things in her life!!! I see their careers on a spiral downward if this happens, because Ray J. can’t even handle a meeting with Rodney “DarkChild” Jerkins without getting all flustered… He said your mom can’t be in the forefront… so guess what… THIS MEANS YOU!!! It doesn’t take rocket science to see that… The highlight of this show for me now is gonna be Shae! I love her energy and I really think that poor Brandy will play the back once again because this chick has PERSONALITY PLUS! Brandy needs some personality lessons… she’s boring as hell!

And I saved the best for last… Basketball wives… I mean, what can I say… this show is my favorite of the 3! I still don’t like Royce, but I was happy to see Jennifer make her go from HS cheerleader to potential classy lady (notice I said potential; just because you dress her ass up don’t make the “no school on Saturday” chick classy!). But check this out… I’ve been going over and over the scene with the groupie, Sandra, in my mind all night and real talk… if I was Jennifer, that bitch would have gotten tossed… wait, wait, before you say I’m “ghetto” or “hood” or “that’s not ladylike” let me explain why.

I get it that we are in Miami and it’s small and people talk… and I even get that if I’m in a relationship (married or dating ) with a ball player that the potential for groupies goes up a couple of notches (well a whole lot of damn notches) but here’s where the lines get a little fuzzy for me… if there have been rumors circulating around about my husband and a certain groupie and I HAPPEN to be in the same place as said groupie and not only do I approach her and we have words… She CANNOT say “Do you think that I’m the only girl he talks to? Are you kidding me? I saw him talking to another girl that same night!” without “slow singing and flower bringing” (R.I.P Biggie) happening right afterwards. BITCH, have you lost your fucking mind… You ain’t gonna say that shit to my ass without trying to gasp for breath right afterwards… I will try to KILL your ass for insinuating that (even if it is going down), then I’m going home and try to KILL his ass too for making me have to go through this bullshit… someone is NOT going to survive my WRATH after those words are spoken… I mean damn Jennifer…”Really?” would not have been my choice of words after that comment, but I get it you are on TV and you gotta be all classy, but FUCK that… her ass would have been FLOORED, literally… #ImJustSayin

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