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I’m back… POW!

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Ms. Details What’s really good people! Did ya miss me! Hope so… I haven’t been posting for a while, cause I’ve been under the weather… I’m back now and I’m ready to do my thing… On Wednesday I’m starting a new weekly topic called “WTF Wednesday!” We going in on whateva the hell is going on in the entertainment industry or in real life… it is what it is… don’t get it twisted… LOL!!!

Thank you to all the folks who wished me well on Twitter when I was under the weather and I hope you are glad that I’m back… in the words of ya boy Diddy… Let’s go!!!!

*disclaimer: same rules apply, this is my opinion and/or question/comment… leave a comment with yours and let’s discuss
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What do men really want…

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Ms. Details Okay guys… you gotta help me out here… We’ve all heard the saying “having your cake and eating it too”, but I mean come on enough is enough… what in the hell do you really want from us and whatcha lookin for…

I’m back on the dating scene (that’s right guys I’m single… holla at ya girl! LOL) and I find it a little crazy out here cause dudes really be on some other shit nowadays… There are so many women out here and yeah you can have your pick and sleep with whoever you want, but at the end of the day is the goal to “fuck every girl in the world” like Lil Wayne or are you looking to be with someone with some substance and character… I don’t know about the rest of the ladies out here, but I wanna know… Do Tell… Keep it 100 in the process… #ImJustSayin … Let’s go!

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Who you callin’ a Cougar!?! *side eye flow*

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Ms. Details Whatever happened to the old adage “You can’t help who you fall in love with” or the new school saying “who you wanna get down with”. Nowadays everything is so “taboo”. When older men date younger women, they’re having a “mid-life crisis” but get hi-fives from all their boyz, but when older women date younger men, they’re called “cougars”. I just don’t get it! I wish a N would… *side eye*

I say this and hear me clearly… It ain’t about age when it comes to love and/or sex (Well u at least gotta be able to buy a chick a drink *shrug*). If two grown ass people enjoy each other’s company and they genuinely have feelings for each other then who in the hell is the “mainstream” to say otherwise. I’m dead ass serious about this issue. When two consenting adults decide they want
to be together and they are both lost in each other, I say GO FOR IT! Why the hell not… Who cares if either one hasn’t seen the world or if “society” says they’re too young or they’re too old… At the end of the day as long as they’re happy to hell with everything else! *drops Mic*

*disclaimer: same rules apply, this is my opinion… leave a comment with yours and let’s discuss
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The Rundown – 5.25.10

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Ms. Details Aight people I know I’ve been M.I.A., so let’s do a quick rundown of the past two weeks goings on… Let’s go!

So, news came out on May 12th that Delonte West of the Cleveland Cavaliers was having a love affair with Gloria James, the mother of his teammate LeBron “King” James. At first the allegations were to said to be unfounded, but then four days later they were confirmed by inside sources to definitely be true (go here to get the real scoop —> http://www.terezowens.com/exclusive-shocking-details-emerge-in-gloria-jamesdelonte-west-scandal/). First of all, in my opinion, this has to be the dumbest and most scandalous shit I’ve ever heard and been witness to in the media (there are probably other things that have gone on in the past, but I’m focused here right now). Ms. Gloria, how in the world do you, as a mother, sleep with your own son’s co-worker??? I mean I know how the deed goes down, but really?? Of all the damn men in the world you choose someone that has to see your son on a daily basis. Now I understand why LeBron’s playoff appearance looked so shabby… I wouldn’t have been able to concentrate either because I would have wanted to literally strangle Delonte with my bare hands… I mean that is just nasty… ya’ll both are DEAD ASS wrong!! And Delonte ain’t even cute Ms. Gloria… SMFH… Geesh

Evelyn from Basketball wives has become my new SheRO! She single handedly spiced the show up by throwing not one cup, but two cups of water on that stalker chick Vanessa Davis. In addition to the water, throwing both cups too!!! And she took it back to the BX and let her know that it’s about to be on… I can’t wait for the follow-up to that catfight. That was the highlight for me for the last two weeks. We already know that Royce is still an airhead (Still SMH @ Dwight for that one), Jen’s gotta make a decision whether or not to stay with Eric (I say stay, but do you #ImJustSayin), Gloria is in la-la land with her boo Matt (rolling my eyes) and Suzie is just being Suzie (I luv her swag by the way)… stay tuned for more drama to come

I think that Chilli has finally let her guard down and it now open to finding love again because she is using her heart and not her head (Yay! No more checklist!). Although I’ve never dated a white dude, I’m starting to be open to the possibilities cause you just never know… look at where it’s going with her… she’s definitely on the right track and I’m back to be interested in this show again…

Last but certainly not least, Brandy and Ray J… Nothing new and exciting going on there… Ray J made up for his childish behavior by planning Brandy a real nice birthday weekend … but he’s still, in my opinion, an ass… it’s getting kinda dry now, hopefully they will kick it back up a notch in the next few weeks…

Until next week… #ImJustSayin… Deuces!

*disclaimer: same rules apply, this is my opinion… leave a comment with yours and let’s discuss
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VH1 Reality Wrap-up! POW! #ThereItIs – 5.10.10

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Ms. Details I know, I know… ya’ll wondering where the hell I was last week… Hell I don’t even know… but I’m back now… What’s good people!!! I’m SMDH at the foolishness that ensues on VH1 on Sunday night… for those of you who don’t know text lingo… that means Shaking My Damn Head (get a text dictionary if you need more…). But I gotta say a quick “Thank you” to Chris Abrego (VH1’s reality TV Producer extraordinaire) for providing me with something to talk about… and not just today, EVERYDAY… That’s right, we talk about this mess all week… Still SMDH… We gonna recap from last week to this week, so Let’s go!

Well it finally happened last Sunday, I lost ALL respect for ya boy Ray J and officially enrolled his ass in “Bitchassness University”! And to think I really liked this dude’s swagger… Now I’m asking myself how in the hell is anyone taking this dude seriously… He’s a celebrity only because of his sister and his penis is the ONE thing he used which catapulted his ass out of her shadow (yeah, I said it)… I mean you saying you ‘ARE THE BUSINESS’… PLEASE… Stop the ride, I wanna get off… He comes to work late and drunk, his whack ass crew (who uses “crew” anymore unless you are going on ABDC on MTV) sends a stripper to the job and he’s okay with that… How childish are we… Sonja, you might wanna re-think who you are mad at, cause your son is a walking, functioning DUMB ASS!!! Brandy aka Brand Nu is trying to do her thing and make a comeback and surprisingly I was impressed with her performance at the House of Blues with Timbaland, but of course that bumbling idiot of a brother of hers gets all the focus… A damn mess… Ray J… GROW THE FUCK UP… And then when I watched it yesterday, it was painfully clear that Brandy was right about the way her mom treats her versus the way she treats Ray J… Its blatant FAVORITISM! Maybe this is the reason why this dude is the way he is cause he’s still stuck on Sonja’s breasts! I really felt for Brandy cause she was saying some real shit to her mom/manager and her mother wasn’t even listening cause she was being so defensive… I’m glad that her dad was able to make her feel like she wasn’t crazy… then put Sonja’s ass in her place… Sonja… shut the hell up for a minute and listen to what Brandy, your daughter (not the artist) is saying… Damn!

And here we go again with the plastic surgery chick… how in the hell does she just show up while you are eating and then cause a damn scene… That bitch should have gotten that bath two weeks ago at the party… cause what you NOT gonna do is keep talking about how Jen’s husband feels and what you saw him do and whatever else… that’s just not real… Thanks Suz… I needed Jen to smack her ass, but you was the closest, so I’m good now… Oh and let me know when she “sees you in the streets” Who yells that shit anymore… I was a little disturbed this week when they all ganged up on Gloria… I’m feeling a little HATERATION going on there… Royce should be the LAST one talking shit cause somebody don’t wanna be associated with her ass (that’s why Gloria beat that ass..LOL)… she seems like a really annoying ass person and I wouldn’t want her ass around me either… she slides on the slippery slope all day long… yeah I said it… Who gone check me BOO!!

I don’t have too much to say about Chilli cause I was really over her foolishness last week, but she actually broke down in counseling yesterday and maybe, just maybe she’ll be able to find someone… She’s a pretty woman and has a lot going on for her, but she’s gotta deal with the past in order to go forward… So we’ll see… Alright, that’s all I got for this week and last…see disclaimer below… #ImJustSayin

*disclaimer: same rules apply, this is my opinion… leave a comment with yours and let’s discuss
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VH1 Reality Wrap Up! The drama continues… 4.26.10

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Ms. Details Here we go again people… a wrap up of yesterday’s VH1 reality shows… I got to watch them earlier in the day, so forgive me for not joining in on Twitter last night with the colorful commentary that ensues while the shows are on… Let’s go!

I’m not gonna go that hard on Chilli this week cause I really felt bad (just a little) for her that Floyd stood her ass up for dinner… but it serves her right! That long ass list of wants (not needs mind you) is what’s keeping you single girl and you really need to start un-checking some of that shit on the list to even start dating… I mean hell just go with the damn flow… It ain’t that hard…

Brandy & Ray J… did ya’ll not get the memo and hear your mom say she wanted you both to start handling the business so she can start to do other things in her life!!! I see their careers on a spiral downward if this happens, because Ray J. can’t even handle a meeting with Rodney “DarkChild” Jerkins without getting all flustered… He said your mom can’t be in the forefront… so guess what… THIS MEANS YOU!!! It doesn’t take rocket science to see that… The highlight of this show for me now is gonna be Shae! I love her energy and I really think that poor Brandy will play the back once again because this chick has PERSONALITY PLUS! Brandy needs some personality lessons… she’s boring as hell!

And I saved the best for last… Basketball wives… I mean, what can I say… this show is my favorite of the 3! I still don’t like Royce, but I was happy to see Jennifer make her go from HS cheerleader to potential classy lady (notice I said potential; just because you dress her ass up don’t make the “no school on Saturday” chick classy!). But check this out… I’ve been going over and over the scene with the groupie, Sandra, in my mind all night and real talk… if I was Jennifer, that bitch would have gotten tossed… wait, wait, before you say I’m “ghetto” or “hood” or “that’s not ladylike” let me explain why.

I get it that we are in Miami and it’s small and people talk… and I even get that if I’m in a relationship (married or dating ) with a ball player that the potential for groupies goes up a couple of notches (well a whole lot of damn notches) but here’s where the lines get a little fuzzy for me… if there have been rumors circulating around about my husband and a certain groupie and I HAPPEN to be in the same place as said groupie and not only do I approach her and we have words… She CANNOT say “Do you think that I’m the only girl he talks to? Are you kidding me? I saw him talking to another girl that same night!” without “slow singing and flower bringing” (R.I.P Biggie) happening right afterwards. BITCH, have you lost your fucking mind… You ain’t gonna say that shit to my ass without trying to gasp for breath right afterwards… I will try to KILL your ass for insinuating that (even if it is going down), then I’m going home and try to KILL his ass too for making me have to go through this bullshit… someone is NOT going to survive my WRATH after those words are spoken… I mean damn Jennifer…”Really?” would not have been my choice of words after that comment, but I get it you are on TV and you gotta be all classy, but FUCK that… her ass would have been FLOORED, literally… #ImJustSayin

*disclaimer: same rules apply, this is my opinion… leave a comment with yours and let’s discuss
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VH1 Reality Wrap-Up! Part Deux – 4.20.10

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Ms. Details I got in late Sunday so I missed most of my reality shows, but of course TIVO is my best friend and I was able to play catch up late Sunday and Monday… so as I shake my head, here we go…

Chilli, Chilli, Chilli… I mean WHY do you even have a show?? You say you are looking for love, but you are one picky ass *beep*… How you gonna look at someone and know right off the bat without even figuring out what they are about that they’re not your type… What kinda shit are you on… That’s the reason why your ass is still SINGLE… No one is GOOD enough for you, so why not stay single and just continue to flirt with ya boy Mayweather and stop wasting good TV time… I mean damn!

Now I’m really buggin off the fact that ya boy Ray J, whose had sex tapes, reality dating shows and now this show, is feeling some kind of way because he had to let Mz. Berry down easy…WTF did you do a dating show to settle down for if that wasn’t what you was gonna do…. I mean Ray J you confused now, you don’t know what you want… well let me help your ass figure it out… You got on a show to fuck around with as many chicks as you could making these stardom hungry chicks think they could fuck their way to the top with you and have their careers take off like Ms. Kardashian (Sorry Kim, but it’s true… No Sex Tape… No Career) ‘nuff said… Now you wanna act all innocent like you don’t wanna hurt nobody’s feeling… Really? You concerned now? GTFOH!!!! I’d rather you tell a chick, “hey I just want to fuck you and a whole lot of other bitches and oh don’t forget about the homies and we gonna have the cameras follow our asses around… you cool with that?” I think they’d be okay with that… Geesh!

On to my favorite show out of the 3, Basketball Wives! I still digress because I’m really trying to come to grips with Shaunie’s decision to add Royce to this cast… What is the value in having her there? She’s like an annoying little “gnat” that you just want to swat away… She simply doesn’t get it… She’s TRASHY, not CLASSY and I don’t even blame Evelyn for not wanting her ass as her b-day party… I used to be a dancer back in the day, but I don’t ever remember wanting to “pop that thang” wherever I went… What really shocks me most about that girl is how she just don’t give a damn about what’s being said and how she’s portrayed in the media and how it affects everyone around her… DON’T YOU HAVE A CHILD? Grow up hun!!! He’s eventually gonna see this footage when he gets older and then what you gonna say… oh wait, “FUCK THE HATERS!”… That seems to be your favorite line, excuse whatever you wanna call it, but I could go on but we going On to the next one… Did ya’ll hear Eric Williams justify his cheatin on the road?? His words exactly, “Basketball is an emotional sport” “I had a need that I needed to satisfy at the time, I’m not perfect”… yeah, yeah, yeah, what the fuck eva… That don’t justify shit… Now let’s flip the script for a second… While these same “Emotional Ass Basketball players” are out there hooping and on the road and shit satisfying a need… what if their wives were home satisfying the same need… Awww shit… I done opened a can a worms now… cause this same “emotional ass muthafucka” is NOT, do you HEAR me… NOT going to be able to handle that bullshit… but the wives are supposed to just chalk it up to “It’s a man thing” and “Oh baby I’m sorry” and “I won’t do it again”… I can go on, but I CAN’T!!! SMDH at the b.s.

People are constantly asking me how to I continue to watch Reality TV and honestly for me… It’s good entertainment… The lessons I’ve learned through these shows is that 1) Having money doesn’t make you happy 2) Niggas run game from 18-80 (yeah I said it, game!) and you just gotta be aware when you see it… and last but not least 3) Be happy with yourself before you can find someone to be happy with…

p.s. ditch the damn long lists or you’ll be a lonely ass like Chilli #ImJustSayin

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Ticked off Tuesday! 4.13.10

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Ms. Details So this is the shit that makes me mad… $55k/month child/spousal support and you were only married for 2 years!!!! C’mon Son! *insert sign and Ed Lover smirk here* Get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. You’ve got to be kidding me… I’m trying to figure out what in the hell Kelis did in those 2 years to deserve that kind of monthly payment… There is no way in the world that she should be “accustomed” to that type of lifestyle in two years, hell she wasn’t even accustomed to that shit before she got with Nas (non-selling albums ass!)… She needs to “Get up get out and get something” like the Goodie Mob says… I’m all for child support and spousal support, but I think this is extreme and I’m gonna have to side with the men on this one to protect ya neck at all times cause there are a lot of vultures out here who really want your riches… and that’s real talk… The situation needs to work itself out for both parties and not just for one… Nas needs a new lawyer… the fact that his lawyer didn’t object to this further lets me know they were in cahoots! SMH @ the tom foolery going on down in GA, she needs to get out there and get to shaking those “Milkshakes” she got… #ImJustSayin… LMAO!!!!

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VH1 Reality Wrap-up! 4.12.10

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Ms. Details My good people… I was supposed to post on Friday, but I wanted to wait ‘til today ‘cause all the new reality TV shows were starting this past Sunday… and we need some good comic relief… VH1 has capitalized the market on reality shows and I don’t think that I even watch regular TV anymore… Geesh… SMDH

Anyway, I’m sure everyone tuned in to see Brandy and Ray J, Family Business, Shaunie O’Neal and Basketball Wives (I actually hung out with one of the wives before…) and Chilli from TLC… I told ya’ll before they need to give me my own reality show… it would be a HIT immediately… VH1 holla at me…no I’m serious… holla at me… LOL!!!

I watched all three and I have to say that I’m definitely going to be watching again next Sunday and if I can’t watch I’ll TIVO it… but I gotta say this, some of the shit I witnessed last night was utterly ridiculous… It’s amazing to me the stuff that some people will do with their “5 minutes of fame”… I don’t feel the need to give a review of each show cause if you go on Twitter and search for each show name I’m sure you will find a lot of interesting commentary and comments… but I do want to focus on Basketball Wives and the foolishness and mayhem that will ensue for the rest of the season… Let’s go…

What in the hell was Shaunie O’Neal thinking when she decided to cast that chick Royce on this show… she’s got to be the most immature of the bunch and surprisingly, I just found out that she is Dwight Howard’s baby mama! WTF!! Are you serious? Dwight… say it ain’t so… She is dumb as a box of rocks but it must have been the cute face and ass that got ya hooked huh Dwight… That’s that bullshit… Of all the chicks in the world, I didn’t see that one coming… I would have thought he would have been with someone more sophisticated and had some class, but I guess that wasn’t a pre-requisite (this brings up a whole other topic about the perception that men have of beauty but we will have to touch on that subject another day… too long to elaborate now)… I’m not sure why all the other wives, girlfriends, ex-fiancées, and whatever else they call themselves were shocked that this chick decided to get in the dance contest and then pretend that there was a stripper pole in the room! Come on people, I’m all for being sexy, but slutty is not an option when you are with me… and why didn’t one of ya’ll pull her coat tail right there… Damn the embarrassment of it all… I’m embarrassed cause we gotta leave together after all that!!! I digress… As for the rest of the women, most of them are corny and a little unknown (I guess to me, if you know ‘em then good for you) except Shaunie O’Neal, but I do know Ms. Jennifer Williams (Eric Williams’ wife) cause she’s my little sister from another mother’s good friend and she’s really good people… (Jersey Stand Up), so we’ll have to see how the series progresses for her… stay tuned…

At the end of the day, I’m going to be watching and you should too so you can keep up with my commentary… on a side note, I’m just going to shake my head at Chilli cause at the rate she’s going, she’ll be single forever with that crazy ass list of standards she’s working on… I will admit her chemistry with Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is crazy and they should just go ahead and hook up… #ImJustSayin

*disclaimer: as always, this is my opinion and I’m entitled to it… you got something to say, leave a comment… *
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How you Doin’… *spoken like Wendy Williams* – Topic for the day 4.6.10

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Ms. Details Real talk… this dude pissed me off so bad last night that I could barely think… not because he insulted me, but because he was projecting his bullshit on me… Fellas, this homophobic attitude from ya’ll gotta STOP!!!! (Not all of ya’ll, but some they know who they are!) #NOHOMO my ass! I mean, get over yourself ‘cause it’s not that fucking serious… I mean if you gotta keep sayin it after everything you say, Imma have to start thinking “Hmmm…” *with my arms crossed and my finger on my lips like Arsenio Hall!*

I simply sent this dude a tweet that said “Hey Boo” and this was his response through DM*

“IM SORRY BUT NO OFFENSE FOR WHAT SO EVA BUT I GET YU MIX UP WITH THIS GAY DUDE THAT KEEP TRYNNA TALK TO ME…ARE YU A FEMALE?”

This was my response:

“Wow @ your DM… I can’t DM you back… read my BIO… or check out my blog #ImJustSayin on MadRapper.com… My new topic is U!”

His reply:

RT @MsDetails @XXXXXXX read my BIO…or check out my blog #ImJustSayin on MadRapper.com..My new topic is U ~ WOW UMM OK ILL CHECK IT OUT —> Funny enough when I looked at his profile, his BIO said he was a “Verified Handsome Model”… looking all SWEET in his photo and SHIT!

BITCHASSNESS to the fullest… Got me mixed up! Really dude? You gotta ask me if Imma a chick… Seriously?… I’m over here tryin’ to figure out why you ain’t block said Gay dude that’s tryin’ to get with you by now if you don’t want that kind of attention… Hmmm… the same picture ya’ll see here is the same one on my twitter profile… you mean to tell me ‘cause I don’t have long cascading hair I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DUDE!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT!!! KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE AND STOP PROJECTING!!!

I could really go in on this dude, but I won’t go to any lengths to put this dude on blast with his profile name (cause I could of), but he knows who he is… next time I suggest you do a little research before you put your foot in your ASS… or maybe you really like that kinda shit… #ImJustSayin

#disclaimer: not meant to offend, just needed to vent… I’m good now… Thanks! LOL!!!!

*DM is a direct message that is sent to someone on Twitter that only that user can see