I got in late Sunday so I missed most of my reality shows, but of course TIVO is my best friend and I was able to play catch up late Sunday and Monday… so as I shake my head, here we go…

Chilli, Chilli, Chilli… I mean WHY do you even have a show?? You say you are looking for love, but you are one picky ass *beep*… How you gonna look at someone and know right off the bat without even figuring out what they are about that they’re not your type… What kinda shit are you on… That’s the reason why your ass is still SINGLE… No one is GOOD enough for you, so why not stay single and just continue to flirt with ya boy Mayweather and stop wasting good TV time… I mean damn!

Now I’m really buggin off the fact that ya boy Ray J, whose had sex tapes, reality dating shows and now this show, is feeling some kind of way because he had to let Mz. Berry down easy…WTF did you do a dating show to settle down for if that wasn’t what you was gonna do…. I mean Ray J you confused now, you don’t know what you want… well let me help your ass figure it out… You got on a show to fuck around with as many chicks as you could making these stardom hungry chicks think they could fuck their way to the top with you and have their careers take off like Ms. Kardashian (Sorry Kim, but it’s true… No Sex Tape… No Career) ‘nuff said… Now you wanna act all innocent like you don’t wanna hurt nobody’s feeling… Really? You concerned now? GTFOH!!!! I’d rather you tell a chick, “hey I just want to fuck you and a whole lot of other bitches and oh don’t forget about the homies and we gonna have the cameras follow our asses around… you cool with that?” I think they’d be okay with that… Geesh!

On to my favorite show out of the 3, Basketball Wives! I still digress because I’m really trying to come to grips with Shaunie’s decision to add Royce to this cast… What is the value in having her there? She’s like an annoying little “gnat” that you just want to swat away… She simply doesn’t get it… She’s TRASHY, not CLASSY and I don’t even blame Evelyn for not wanting her ass as her b-day party… I used to be a dancer back in the day, but I don’t ever remember wanting to “pop that thang” wherever I went… What really shocks me most about that girl is how she just don’t give a damn about what’s being said and how she’s portrayed in the media and how it affects everyone around her… DON’T YOU HAVE A CHILD? Grow up hun!!! He’s eventually gonna see this footage when he gets older and then what you gonna say… oh wait, “FUCK THE HATERS!”… That seems to be your favorite line, excuse whatever you wanna call it, but I could go on but we going On to the next one… Did ya’ll hear Eric Williams justify his cheatin on the road?? His words exactly, “Basketball is an emotional sport” “I had a need that I needed to satisfy at the time, I’m not perfect”… yeah, yeah, yeah, what the fuck eva… That don’t justify shit… Now let’s flip the script for a second… While these same “Emotional Ass Basketball players” are out there hooping and on the road and shit satisfying a need… what if their wives were home satisfying the same need… Awww shit… I done opened a can a worms now… cause this same “emotional ass muthafucka” is NOT, do you HEAR me… NOT going to be able to handle that bullshit… but the wives are supposed to just chalk it up to “It’s a man thing” and “Oh baby I’m sorry” and “I won’t do it again”… I can go on, but I CAN’T!!! SMDH at the b.s.

People are constantly asking me how to I continue to watch Reality TV and honestly for me… It’s good entertainment… The lessons I’ve learned through these shows is that 1) Having money doesn’t make you happy 2) Niggas run game from 18-80 (yeah I said it, game!) and you just gotta be aware when you see it… and last but not least 3) Be happy with yourself before you can find someone to be happy with…

p.s. ditch the damn long lists or you’ll be a lonely ass like Chilli #ImJustSayin

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